^ my first thought really was “is this the Onion?”
everyone does realize that this article could have easily been written without mentioning his nationality…right?…
Yeah I’m sure the guy being Saudi had nothing to do with why the FBI was interested.
We’ve got 2 copies of the limited red tattoo 7” up for grabs:
Here’s the deal:
- Reblog this post and help us spread the word about our new records: https://bitly.com/nZZDgD
- We’ll pick 2 peeps at random who do tonight and they’ll each get a copy of the tattoo 7” for free
Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.