1. stand-up-comic-gifs:

    He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

    (via thedustincarpenter)

  2. (Source: concepthuman, via getradified)


  3. burgrs:

    I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

    (via seanbologna)

  4. (Source: cologneoscopy, via onlylolgifs)

  5. bosxe:

    Couples that Slipknot together, stick together.

    (via seanbologna)

  6. at level two, there’s no more cursing. 

    (Source: lugated, via onlylolgifs)

  7. If “cool” is the best review you can find to put on the cover of your book, then I dont really wanna read your book

  8. Cute lil alien buddy snp by pokemaster Kass


  9. gloomgaze:

    a grindcore band that releases their songs exclusively on vine

    (via seanbologna)


  10. "You deserve nothing" - serious quote from a superior at work today